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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Why don’t people show patriot Donald Trump the respect he deserves? He’s successful in business, politics, and with the ladies.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is fellatio addictive?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Loons and Moons

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are some sad truths about life?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

When gallery photos are deleted at the same time, why are Google photos also deleted?

No way

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?